Life as a relief teacher
The jellyfish is back! =D
Sharing some interesting / quotes / sentences / funny happenings of the day in school. Shall try to post at least 1 everyday!
Any maths related stuff is highlighted in yellow. :)
My own personal thoughts on that are highlighted in green. =D
171 = Term 1, Week 7, Monday (Day 1
1E4 = Term 1, Last week, Thursday (Day 4)
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171
Jasima: "So how? Can teach?" =D
Cafe aunties: (In chinese) "We look older, but our hearts are still young!" ^^
I love Vectors: "So, as a teacher, you must make them see what you see."
Mr Tai: Jefferson like almost everyday morning Assembly go take award. (Huh!?)
172
I love Vectors: "Students nowadays are very cunning. Be cautious of all those lai li bu ming questions."
[Staff room ceiling pouring, not leaking, water]
173
(Random person sees the whole RT dept going canteen for lunch)
"Wah! The whole platoon come down for lunch ah?!" (Training to be teachers! Fight for our lunch!)
[About 200 students were late for school]
RT dept personnel: So ya, my love story is rather epic luh, eh Jeff laugh until like that! (Half laugh at his story, full laugh when I thought about the epic flowers someone gave to Nat mei. =P)
Jeff: Then the extended chinese family is like, so how, still alive or not? "No la, die already." THEN THEY CRY SIA!
RT dept: Haha, wah Jeff you make it sound so funny sia!! XD
174
Miss Lina @ LT4 lecture: "You think that will work ah!? I last time student ALWAYS use this trick de!"
1st random person: Wa, wo jiao hao suan wor. [Wa, my leg is rather sore, sour in chinese]
2nd random person: Bu tian meh? [Not sweet meh?]
175
2 girls climbing up staircase: CHAR...! CHAR...! CHARMANDER!!! CHAR...!
Me and RT Lester: Lolwut?
RT: (Something about driving) Then I just jam the break pedal hard! =D Walao anyhow sia!
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181
RT JJ: Yo Jeff! How's Monday? Monday sucks right?
182
(15 mins into the lecture) Random student: You're a teacher right? o.o
Jeff: Yea... Relief
Random student: There's another lecture in LT3?
Jeff: Yep.
Random student: Oh man... Haha!
Miss Lina: That's the danger of using so many primes, old people like me cannot see~ f'''(x)
Random person: So this friday get A lvl results, they must pray to every god in the world. =P
183
I love Vectors: After you see a student do really wrong ah, you cannot say 'jialat' loudly. That will make the student disappointed.
(RT JJ recalled his army life) "Eh!? I thought you going to give me MP's letter for you to defer!?" XD
[RT Melvin singing Taylor Swift songs, in a seriously cui way. "I knew you were ma fan when you walked in. MA FAN. MA FAN."]
Student: Is doing all the tutorials and AEQs enough to let me score in A lvl?
Jeff: Nope! XD
Student: O_O
184
Mdm Lee(?): Have you all learnt Cartesian equations before?
Students: Noo~~!!!!!
Mdm Lee(?): Are you sure?
Students: Yea!!!! =D
Jeff: Basket, all lying siol~
[Morning Assembly, some Shakespeare thing]
Guy: I think I'm in love with you...?
Bruno Mars: *Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you~!*
185
[In the staff room, looking at the W8 consultation list]
Jeff: Wah not bad, this week got 2 business. ^^
(Suddenly realises that somebody filled in an ulu slot, which I didn't realise)
Jeff: EH SIA LA! Since when did this come from!?
(In the hall, sitting at the backseat)
Some Econs teacher: You're an ex student right???
Jeff: Yea. o.o
Teacher: Then how come you're not in front?
Jeff: Because I was a PJ student 3 years ago?
Teacher: Oh... o.o
(In the hall, taking A lvl results)
Miss Leong: So does this bring back memories?
Jeff: Yea, surprising subjects getting surprising results.
O_o o_O <- Yea, that kind of expression.
S03 student: So you finished uni already?
Jeff: No ah.
S03 student: Huh? Then you this year how old?
Jeff: This year going to be 21.
S03 student: Just finish NS ah? How come so young???
*One Direction: Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young!*
S03 student: Then they all call me mugger (which is like huh expression).
Jeff: Got people mug until during PE, they will also be like: "Eh Jeff, I ask you 1 question hor."
S03 student: XD
(A lot of examples right? =P)
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191
RT Samuel: "Then at Clementi, they are like, Eh is that Melvin!? The Straits Time 4A Melvin? If go for job interview, just bring the Straits time photo with you and you will get a spot."
[During maths consultation]
Student: Teacher ah, can ask you chem or not?
Jeff: Huh wad!? O.O
More updates coming soon!
192
[20 mins into the lecture, by right students not supposed to go toilet]
Student 1: Er... Teacher, can I go to the toilet?
Jeff: Make it fast!
Student 2: Er... Teacher
Jeff: Go toilet ah?
Student 2: No, er.. I think I left my phone in the classroom...
(You guys are awesome sia)
[Something about point of inflexion]
Miss Lina: So d2y/dx2 = 0, so that means what, that is a point of inflexion ah??? (In a tone that suggests that it is confirm not a point of inflexion)
Students: Yes...
Miss Lina: You all sure or not?!
Students: YES~!!!! Apparently the whole LT4 students replied. o.o
Miss Lina: -_-!!! You all take out your GC and plot the graph!
(Sia la! Of all times, everybody replied with a wrong answer!)
[Something about using your GC to check answers VS using GC]
Miss Lina: So ah, you don't be a dumb dumb and write there, "Hey look I'm using my GC" for a no-GC allowed question!
Jeff: So this 3-marks question, I cannot use 1 line to solve ah, because I got the answer.
I love Vectors: Can is can la, but it is better for students to use the '1-method-kill-all', otherwise they will be confused.
(Walao, long and spicy siol)
Student: How come (d2y/dx2)(d3y/dx3) is not equals to (dy5)(dx5). I remember seeing something like this in the lecture notes...
Jeff: O_O
[RT Isabella, Hisham, JJ and me went out to buy Mac, and ate outside L3 staff room]
Hisham: Here got 5 meals right... How come only got 4 packets of chilli sauce!?
(In the end, they all shared chilli. I actually wanted to go buy salad then at least can take a bit of chilli for them, but aiya lazy, and they also sorta finished their meals)
193
[Refer to the post about the Peronsality test: flowery rabbit ladder]
http://jellyunderthesea.blogspot.sg/2013_03_06_archive.html
Mrs Leong: You all better go teach lunch, cos you all RT dont have the ability to ask people: "OI, SIAM!"
194
Jeff: Some steps you don't have to right, and this will really save a lot of time.
Student: Really ah?
[Does an example question, and literally skipped more than half the steps]
Jeff: Wah not bad, skip step very zai sia.
Student: ^^
195
RT?: Friday night cannot take land transport! You will never make it there in time!
Jeff: O_O
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1E1
Random teacher: It's very warm in here right?
Jeff: Er...
Random teacher: Say it's hot!
Jeff: Er...
Random teacher: It's hot right? Wa I think the air-con spoil...
Jeff: O_O No it's not...
Student: The lecture notes very random, they add in a lot of random things!
Jeff: Yea, but without those random things, you cannot solve the question.
Student: So what can I add in?
Jeff: You can add in whatever you want! =D
FEM: I can give you anything you want, woah oh.
[During lunch]
RT Lester: When you eat veg, you must remember that when the plants are being plucked out, they don't even have the ability to struggle, and can only wait to be killed.
Whole table: O_O
Jeff: O_O
1E2
Mdm Lee: So whenever you see this type of question, what bell goes inside your head?
Random student in LT4: DING DING DING DING DING!!!
Student: So what's does equivalence point actually mean?
Jeff: I think it's the point when the colour changes...
Student: Isn't that end point?
Jeff: EH!? Aiya dunno la! MELVIN....!!!!!!
1E3
Random teacher: Only 1 person complained about the fan? Sure won't work one. It takes at least 3 complaint letters to take effect.
(Jeff started laughing)
Random teacher: Don't laugh, it's the truth!
RT Lester: YOLO YOLO YOLO
[After Jeff talks about how he studied and his grades]
RT Lester: If you tell your story during assembly, the students will be like...
(Middle fingers in the whole hall, with vulgar expressions like wtf, wth, imba, etc...)
1E4
Miss Lina: For a proving question, you all cannot work in both directions, and therefore you can only work in One Direction!
Students: Hahaha...~!!
Jeff: Lol!
What goes inside the student's mind when they're doing the proving question:
"One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya,
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha!" - 'One way or another' by One Direction
--
1E5
(Refer to the post containing the maths department lunch)
================================
That's all!
Sharing some interesting / quotes / sentences / funny happenings of the day in school. Shall try to post at least 1 everyday!
Any maths related stuff is highlighted in yellow. :)
My own personal thoughts on that are highlighted in green. =D
171 = Term 1, Week 7, Monday (Day 1
1E4 = Term 1, Last week, Thursday (Day 4)
====================
171
Jasima: "So how? Can teach?" =D
Cafe aunties: (In chinese) "We look older, but our hearts are still young!" ^^
I love Vectors: "So, as a teacher, you must make them see what you see."
Mr Tai: Jefferson like almost everyday morning Assembly go take award. (Huh!?)
172
I love Vectors: "Students nowadays are very cunning. Be cautious of all those lai li bu ming questions."
[Staff room ceiling pouring, not leaking, water]
173
(Random person sees the whole RT dept going canteen for lunch)
"Wah! The whole platoon come down for lunch ah?!" (Training to be teachers! Fight for our lunch!)
[About 200 students were late for school]
RT dept personnel: So ya, my love story is rather epic luh, eh Jeff laugh until like that! (Half laugh at his story, full laugh when I thought about the epic flowers someone gave to Nat mei. =P)
Jeff: Then the extended chinese family is like, so how, still alive or not? "No la, die already." THEN THEY CRY SIA!
RT dept: Haha, wah Jeff you make it sound so funny sia!! XD
174
Miss Lina @ LT4 lecture: "You think that will work ah!? I last time student ALWAYS use this trick de!"
1st random person: Wa, wo jiao hao suan wor. [Wa, my leg is rather sore, sour in chinese]
2nd random person: Bu tian meh? [Not sweet meh?]
175
2 girls climbing up staircase: CHAR...! CHAR...! CHARMANDER!!! CHAR...!
Me and RT Lester: Lolwut?
RT: (Something about driving) Then I just jam the break pedal hard! =D Walao anyhow sia!
-----------------
181
RT JJ: Yo Jeff! How's Monday? Monday sucks right?
182
(15 mins into the lecture) Random student: You're a teacher right? o.o
Jeff: Yea... Relief
Random student: There's another lecture in LT3?
Jeff: Yep.
Random student: Oh man... Haha!
Miss Lina: That's the danger of using so many primes, old people like me cannot see~ f'''(x)
Random person: So this friday get A lvl results, they must pray to every god in the world. =P
183
I love Vectors: After you see a student do really wrong ah, you cannot say 'jialat' loudly. That will make the student disappointed.
(RT JJ recalled his army life) "Eh!? I thought you going to give me MP's letter for you to defer!?" XD
[RT Melvin singing Taylor Swift songs, in a seriously cui way. "I knew you were ma fan when you walked in. MA FAN. MA FAN."]
Student: Is doing all the tutorials and AEQs enough to let me score in A lvl?
Jeff: Nope! XD
Student: O_O
184
Mdm Lee(?): Have you all learnt Cartesian equations before?
Students: Noo~~!!!!!
Mdm Lee(?): Are you sure?
Students: Yea!!!! =D
Jeff: Basket, all lying siol~
[Morning Assembly, some Shakespeare thing]
Guy: I think I'm in love with you...?
Bruno Mars: *Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you~!*
185
[In the staff room, looking at the W8 consultation list]
Jeff: Wah not bad, this week got 2 business. ^^
(Suddenly realises that somebody filled in an ulu slot, which I didn't realise)
Jeff: EH SIA LA! Since when did this come from!?
(In the hall, sitting at the backseat)
Some Econs teacher: You're an ex student right???
Jeff: Yea. o.o
Teacher: Then how come you're not in front?
Jeff: Because I was a PJ student 3 years ago?
Teacher: Oh... o.o
(In the hall, taking A lvl results)
Miss Leong: So does this bring back memories?
Jeff: Yea, surprising subjects getting surprising results.
O_o o_O <- Yea, that kind of expression.
S03 student: So you finished uni already?
Jeff: No ah.
S03 student: Huh? Then you this year how old?
Jeff: This year going to be 21.
S03 student: Just finish NS ah? How come so young???
*One Direction: Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young!*
S03 student: Then they all call me mugger (which is like huh expression).
Jeff: Got people mug until during PE, they will also be like: "Eh Jeff, I ask you 1 question hor."
S03 student: XD
(A lot of examples right? =P)
------------------------------
191
RT Samuel: "Then at Clementi, they are like, Eh is that Melvin!? The Straits Time 4A Melvin? If go for job interview, just bring the Straits time photo with you and you will get a spot."
[During maths consultation]
Student: Teacher ah, can ask you chem or not?
Jeff: Huh wad!? O.O
More updates coming soon!
192
[20 mins into the lecture, by right students not supposed to go toilet]
Student 1: Er... Teacher, can I go to the toilet?
Jeff: Make it fast!
Student 2: Er... Teacher
Jeff: Go toilet ah?
Student 2: No, er.. I think I left my phone in the classroom...
(You guys are awesome sia)
[Something about point of inflexion]
Miss Lina: So d2y/dx2 = 0, so that means what, that is a point of inflexion ah??? (In a tone that suggests that it is confirm not a point of inflexion)
Students: Yes...
Miss Lina: You all sure or not?!
Students: YES~!!!! Apparently the whole LT4 students replied. o.o
Miss Lina: -_-!!! You all take out your GC and plot the graph!
(Sia la! Of all times, everybody replied with a wrong answer!)
[Something about using your GC to check answers VS using GC]
Miss Lina: So ah, you don't be a dumb dumb and write there, "Hey look I'm using my GC" for a no-GC allowed question!
Jeff: So this 3-marks question, I cannot use 1 line to solve ah, because I got the answer.
I love Vectors: Can is can la, but it is better for students to use the '1-method-kill-all', otherwise they will be confused.
(Walao, long and spicy siol)
Student: How come (d2y/dx2)(d3y/dx3) is not equals to (dy5)(dx5). I remember seeing something like this in the lecture notes...
Jeff: O_O
[RT Isabella, Hisham, JJ and me went out to buy Mac, and ate outside L3 staff room]
Hisham: Here got 5 meals right... How come only got 4 packets of chilli sauce!?
(In the end, they all shared chilli. I actually wanted to go buy salad then at least can take a bit of chilli for them, but aiya lazy, and they also sorta finished their meals)
193
[Refer to the post about the Peronsality test: flowery rabbit ladder]
http://jellyunderthesea.blogspot.sg/2013_03_06_archive.html
Mrs Leong: You all better go teach lunch, cos you all RT dont have the ability to ask people: "OI, SIAM!"
194
Jeff: Some steps you don't have to right, and this will really save a lot of time.
Student: Really ah?
[Does an example question, and literally skipped more than half the steps]
Jeff: Wah not bad, skip step very zai sia.
Student: ^^
195
RT?: Friday night cannot take land transport! You will never make it there in time!
Jeff: O_O
--------------------------------------
1E1
Random teacher: It's very warm in here right?
Jeff: Er...
Random teacher: Say it's hot!
Jeff: Er...
Random teacher: It's hot right? Wa I think the air-con spoil...
Jeff: O_O No it's not...
Student: The lecture notes very random, they add in a lot of random things!
Jeff: Yea, but without those random things, you cannot solve the question.
Student: So what can I add in?
Jeff: You can add in whatever you want! =D
FEM: I can give you anything you want, woah oh.
[During lunch]
RT Lester: When you eat veg, you must remember that when the plants are being plucked out, they don't even have the ability to struggle, and can only wait to be killed.
Whole table: O_O
Jeff: O_O
1E2
Mdm Lee: So whenever you see this type of question, what bell goes inside your head?
Random student in LT4: DING DING DING DING DING!!!
Student: So what's does equivalence point actually mean?
Jeff: I think it's the point when the colour changes...
Student: Isn't that end point?
Jeff: EH!? Aiya dunno la! MELVIN....!!!!!!
1E3
Random teacher: Only 1 person complained about the fan? Sure won't work one. It takes at least 3 complaint letters to take effect.
(Jeff started laughing)
Random teacher: Don't laugh, it's the truth!
RT Lester: YOLO YOLO YOLO
[After Jeff talks about how he studied and his grades]
RT Lester: If you tell your story during assembly, the students will be like...
(Middle fingers in the whole hall, with vulgar expressions like wtf, wth, imba, etc...)
1E4
Miss Lina: For a proving question, you all cannot work in both directions, and therefore you can only work in One Direction!
Students: Hahaha...~!!
Jeff: Lol!
What goes inside the student's mind when they're doing the proving question:
"One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya,
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha!" - 'One way or another' by One Direction
--
1E5
(Refer to the post containing the maths department lunch)
================================
That's all!
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