Feb13 small bowling outing (convo)
The jellyfish is back! ^^
Life is like a play. People act, scenes are provided, and everything is performed in a rather dramatic way with surprising results and effects. Do you agree? =P
Anyway, posting about the small bowling outing with War and WL, in a play format, as I think it's kinda boring to write an outing in a continuous form (more like the long CNY post killed the interest...)
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Scene 1 (A cool, beautiful evening walk to HTNS)
--
(This is the part when WL realised PH is forgotten, again)
WL: Eh Jeff, PH leh?
Jeff: Huh? Oh sia la, forogt... But also not I ask wad! o.o
WL: You supposed to be in charge of calling PH wad! Aiya nvm, War you never ask ah!?
War: Er... er... er...
Jeff: Bowling without calling PH is just like saying never call WL to go Sakae and drink water.
War: ^^
--
(This is the part when War mentioned about having a maths camp job after he ORD)
WL: O_O
Jeff: You hope JC students la! Cos JC students don't care about all this nonsense! =P
War: Aiya the pay good can already!
--
(This is the part when B.O.B 'Airplanes' is being mentioned for strange reasons)
War: The rap song!? YO YO YO!
WL: Clubber sia!
Jeff: O.O
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Scene 2 (In HTNS bowling alley)
--
(This is the part when Jeff is unable to find the bowling score sheets, but WL is able to)
WL: Here is it.
Jeff: Walao! How come you can find!
WL: Is there wad! (Points to the spot which Jeff went to find earlier)
Jeff: No wad! Just now, there is only an empty cardboard, and I even find the areas around it...
War: ^^
WL: ^^
Jeff: -_-
--
(This is the part when War keyed in the names, and put Koh for himself but WL for WenLong)
WL: War, why your name you put K?
War: Cos K for Koh wad! (Sudden pause)
War: Eh ya hor!!!
WL: You should put Koh, WenLong, Jeff, cos KWJ = Koh Wen Jie!!! :D
Jeff: Anyhow!
--
(This is the part when everybody used up their luck on the 1st round, esp. the 1st few frames)
War: Play so fast very bo hua (not worth).
(Observed that WL got a strike on the 1st frame)
Jeff: Yea, indeed. Aiya later sure cui.
(Yea, that's very true for the 2nd round)
Jeff: Woah... 1st frame everybody got at least a gutter siol...
(Observed that WL guttered both throws on the 1st frame)
War: Hmm, yea... =/
--
(This is the part when the family of 'pro' bowlers asked us not to throw when they're throwing)
X: Don't throw while we throw, later we hit you too bad hor.
Jeff: O_O
(Times the guy throwing, and stopped the time after 20 seconds.)
Jeff: Alamak! Also never strike what! ^^
--
(This is the part where WL got a '9' for the 1st throw, and the remaining pin is a corner pin)
Jeff & War: 9 SPARE!
WL: -_-
Result: 9 spare
--
*I shouldn't have played Candy Crush, totally distracted me sia!*
*It's noted that WL scored higher for the 2nd round than the 1st one.*
*The HTNS vouchers can be used! Cheers! ^^ *
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Scene 3 (On the way to somewhere random for dinner)
--
(This is the part when the usual deciding for dinner takes place)
WL: Clementi?
War: Jcube? Eh Clementi ah, Seoul Garden!
Jeff: (Spoils market) Huh don't want la... Go IMM leh, very long never go already!
War: Very long meh...? Eh not really for me, about 1 month for you.
WL: 1 week.
Jeff: 1 week...
War & WL: Walao!!! Not long what!
In the end, we still proceeded to IMM~
--
(This is the part when we are on board 188R)
Jeff: If we miss the JE IMM exit, that's it, all the way to RWS!
WL: Hoseh ah!
Jeff: C'mon let me ride your bicycle~!
WL: o.O Shining bright like a diamond!
War: (Reads some gay club thingy)
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Scene 4 (IMM)
--
(This is the part when we are in front of a Kopi-O shop, with a Soup Restaurant poster outside)
War: You see everybody gather outside that poster, I think they are looking at the SR poster, which is very misleading as nobody can find the restaurant here.
WL: O_O
Jeff: O_O
--
(This is the part when we are on the travellator, and considering Coffee Club / Kopi-O as eating places as they are not crowded)
War: Or just go coffee Club?
WL: You all don't want what!
Jeff: I never say I don't want, I said I don't mind~
WL: But you also don't drink coffee?
Jeff: Why? Go Coffee Club must drink coffee ah?! That's like saying morning must eat chicken rice!
War: XD
--
(This is the part when we are at a phone? shop, and Jeff is playing Candy Crush on a tablet)
Tablet: Sugar Crush!
Jeff: Aiyo, still got so many moves left~! =P
War: Wah pro siol. o.o
WL: Addict sia!
--
(This is the part when War and WL are surprised by Banquet's changed name, Bagus. They probably changed management or something)
Jeff: Never hear / see before meh?
War: No leh...
Jeff: The food atas sia, the price also atas!
WL: o.o
--
(This is the part when we talked about a commonly used army/NS term: 'Lan lan suck thumb', which surprisingly WL didn't hear before)
War: Huh? That's just like saying you heard of suck, and you heard of thumb, but you never heard of suck thumb before!
WL: Really never hear before mah!
Jeff: Lol WL! You like never heard of a lot of things leh! You heard of Ba-Kwa 'Ba' before?
WL: Ah ya?
Jeff: Then you heard of goose before? (Er in english)
WL: Yep!
Jeff: Walao! You heard of ba and you heard of goose, then you never heard of Bagus (Ba-goose) before!?
WL: WALAO!!
War: Lame sia...!!!
--
(This is the part when we're queuing at Subway)
Staff: So do you want cheese?
WL: Yea.
(After WL's Hearty Italian sub is toasted)
Staff: You want extra cheese?
WL: Huh? No.
Staff: So you want cheese?
WL: Yea...~!
WL: Eh Jeff, I just now said I want cheese right? o.o
Jeff: Haha lol. ^^
Imagine if the staff put all the vege inside, and told the cashier, teriyaki chicken sub without cheese! :D
[WL: -_-!!!]
--
(This is the part when WL is eating, and messing up the whole place like ppl doing D&T work)
(After WL dropped a whole chunk of teriyaki chicken on the floor)
Jeff: Eh WL! You can eat properly or not!? Your see the floor got your chicken, then got some vege over there, your shirt got crumbs, sia la your LJ also hungry ah, (points to a puddle of water nt done by WL), then walao there also got water sia!
(WL poured his tray of crumbs onto Jeff's tray)
Jeff: Walao!
War: -_-
WL: ^.^ v
--
(This is the part when we're at the Gong Cha stall)
Jeff: Gong Cha!!! <3
War: I want Koi. T.T
WL: Addicts sia!
Jeff: Says the one who drinks everything!
*The passionfruit tea is not bad! War and WL said it smells like guava, which I have no idea. I prefer mango / honey green tea though!*
===========================
Scene 5 (On the way to JCube, underneath the night sky)
--
(This is the part when War mentioned Drink Tea)
War: There's another tea shop called Drink Tea.
Jeff: Is there a chinese name for it?
War: Er... Nah...
Jeff: He Cha! =D
WL: Wao no la! I don't think Koi has a chinese name?
Jeff: Hmm. =/
*Gone were the days when Sweet Talk is perhaps the most famous drink stall for ice blended! There should be some of these stalls left. *
--
(This is the long part when WL shared about his clubbing experience. A true one, not the ones we usually disturb him with)
Jeff: WL you got club before???
WL: Yea, but only went once, near Clarke Quay. So at around midnight, me and my army friends went to a random club, and stayed there for a few hours, perhaps until about 5am?
Jeff: (Rather surprised) Oh, go club do what de?
WL: Did nothing much, just sat there and talk cock, didn't drink as I don't drink (says the person who drinks the most red wine). Some go there get high, drink, dance, yea.
Jeff: Oh. Then attire leh? You never go dance ah?
WL: Just sui bian, casual shirt and jeans.No la, I also don't know to dance. The people there dance also quite cui de.
Jeff: Then no girls go out with you afterwards?
WL: Huh? Not girlfriend what, of course never go out la. o.o
[What Jeff meant: Send the girl home by flagging cab for her, or perhaps a supper with the girls and friends. What WL thought: Dating.]
--
For some strange reasons, I became quieter after that, as if something jammed up my flow of thought. Sort of regretted asking WL for his club experience.
*In the end we still ended up at Jcube, even though we didn't want to go there as we go there quite frequently... I went there a few days ago to buy a new earpiece. :)
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Scene 6: JCube
--
(These are the theories that define a Cafe [in our definitions], which somehow were rather messed up)
Jeff: Koi Cafe? I didn't know Koi is a cafe.
War: As long as a place sells coffee and tea, it's a Cafe.
Jeff: ODNS call a coffeeshop, cafe.
WL: A cafe doesn't sell other random things, a coffeeshop does. =)
Jeff: But this Koi sells Ovaltine!
War & WL: Aiya, tear down their Cafe word...
Jeff: I thought a Cafe is supposed to sell food...
--
(This is the part when we're talking about whether Richards remembered all of us)
# denotes quote Richards.
Jeff: # Jeff, you're usually a very serious person right? You are always serious, unless you are with your group of friends. # [Which means WL, War and PH]
War & WL: Haha anyhow sia!
Jeff: # Warren, ya he did well for his GP. #
War: ^^
Jeff: # WenLong ah... He is the one who failed GP right?? #
WL: WALAO! BLOODY BASKET! I AM GOING TO MAIL MY CERT TO HER! I SCORED 'B' FOR GP SIA! #()()@*#$#*)*(#)*)(*$)*)$(*()#@$*
*Me and War were laughing away~*
--
(This is the part when we're looking at the 'clubbing night on ice'.)
Jeff: The sound system like not very clear leh. I can't even hear 'DJ got us fallin' in love again' clearly.
WL: You're not supposed to hear it clearly, it's a clubbing song. In clubs, nobody can hear a song clearly as the main purpose is to get high and have fun, the song is not that important.
Jeff: Wa like that de ah... I thought people go club sing de leh.
WL: Kbox ah!?
Jeff: Well, they can spend more money on the sound systems...?
WL: No what! The song is not meant to be heard clearly...
Zai AV member! =P
*Saturday night should be something like a disco night, with fanciful lights and club music. You can see many teenagers and adults skating, and unlike the usual day time, there's only 1 small kid skating around with the penguin aid. Nobody is disturbing him, and he looks happy. :D*
--
(This is the part when PH gave us a remote reminder to not miss him out for outings before we left JCube)
WL: Oh look, there's an empty ShareTea cup in the dustbin.
Jeff: 1 only. o.o
War: And only 1 person would be drinking that, and that's PH!
WL: See la! Never ask PH come out!
PH: Heh heh. =P That reminder worked perfectly! XD
=====================
Before we left JE, I tried to carry WL into the train but sort of failed. I didn't know WL became so much heavier compared to the past... o.o That sort of rounds up the day's outing! :D
Life is like a play. People act, scenes are provided, and everything is performed in a rather dramatic way with surprising results and effects. Do you agree? =P
Anyway, posting about the small bowling outing with War and WL, in a play format, as I think it's kinda boring to write an outing in a continuous form (more like the long CNY post killed the interest...)
======================
Scene 1 (A cool, beautiful evening walk to HTNS)
--
(This is the part when WL realised PH is forgotten, again)
WL: Eh Jeff, PH leh?
Jeff: Huh? Oh sia la, forogt... But also not I ask wad! o.o
WL: You supposed to be in charge of calling PH wad! Aiya nvm, War you never ask ah!?
War: Er... er... er...
Jeff: Bowling without calling PH is just like saying never call WL to go Sakae and drink water.
War: ^^
--
(This is the part when War mentioned about having a maths camp job after he ORD)
WL: O_O
Jeff: You hope JC students la! Cos JC students don't care about all this nonsense! =P
War: Aiya the pay good can already!
--
(This is the part when B.O.B 'Airplanes' is being mentioned for strange reasons)
War: The rap song!? YO YO YO!
WL: Clubber sia!
Jeff: O.O
======================
Scene 2 (In HTNS bowling alley)
--
(This is the part when Jeff is unable to find the bowling score sheets, but WL is able to)
WL: Here is it.
Jeff: Walao! How come you can find!
WL: Is there wad! (Points to the spot which Jeff went to find earlier)
Jeff: No wad! Just now, there is only an empty cardboard, and I even find the areas around it...
War: ^^
WL: ^^
Jeff: -_-
--
(This is the part when War keyed in the names, and put Koh for himself but WL for WenLong)
WL: War, why your name you put K?
War: Cos K for Koh wad! (Sudden pause)
War: Eh ya hor!!!
WL: You should put Koh, WenLong, Jeff, cos KWJ = Koh Wen Jie!!! :D
Jeff: Anyhow!
--
(This is the part when everybody used up their luck on the 1st round, esp. the 1st few frames)
War: Play so fast very bo hua (not worth).
(Observed that WL got a strike on the 1st frame)
Jeff: Yea, indeed. Aiya later sure cui.
(Yea, that's very true for the 2nd round)
Jeff: Woah... 1st frame everybody got at least a gutter siol...
(Observed that WL guttered both throws on the 1st frame)
War: Hmm, yea... =/
--
(This is the part when the family of 'pro' bowlers asked us not to throw when they're throwing)
X: Don't throw while we throw, later we hit you too bad hor.
Jeff: O_O
(Times the guy throwing, and stopped the time after 20 seconds.)
Jeff: Alamak! Also never strike what! ^^
--
(This is the part where WL got a '9' for the 1st throw, and the remaining pin is a corner pin)
Jeff & War: 9 SPARE!
WL: -_-
Result: 9 spare
--
*I shouldn't have played Candy Crush, totally distracted me sia!*
*It's noted that WL scored higher for the 2nd round than the 1st one.*
*The HTNS vouchers can be used! Cheers! ^^ *
==============================
Scene 3 (On the way to somewhere random for dinner)
--
(This is the part when the usual deciding for dinner takes place)
WL: Clementi?
War: Jcube? Eh Clementi ah, Seoul Garden!
Jeff: (Spoils market) Huh don't want la... Go IMM leh, very long never go already!
War: Very long meh...? Eh not really for me, about 1 month for you.
WL: 1 week.
Jeff: 1 week...
War & WL: Walao!!! Not long what!
In the end, we still proceeded to IMM~
--
(This is the part when we are on board 188R)
Jeff: If we miss the JE IMM exit, that's it, all the way to RWS!
WL: Hoseh ah!
Jeff: C'mon let me ride your bicycle~!
WL: o.O Shining bright like a diamond!
War: (Reads some gay club thingy)
=================================
Scene 4 (IMM)
--
(This is the part when we are in front of a Kopi-O shop, with a Soup Restaurant poster outside)
War: You see everybody gather outside that poster, I think they are looking at the SR poster, which is very misleading as nobody can find the restaurant here.
WL: O_O
Jeff: O_O
--
(This is the part when we are on the travellator, and considering Coffee Club / Kopi-O as eating places as they are not crowded)
War: Or just go coffee Club?
WL: You all don't want what!
Jeff: I never say I don't want, I said I don't mind~
WL: But you also don't drink coffee?
Jeff: Why? Go Coffee Club must drink coffee ah?! That's like saying morning must eat chicken rice!
War: XD
--
(This is the part when we are at a phone? shop, and Jeff is playing Candy Crush on a tablet)
Tablet: Sugar Crush!
Jeff: Aiyo, still got so many moves left~! =P
War: Wah pro siol. o.o
WL: Addict sia!
--
(This is the part when War and WL are surprised by Banquet's changed name, Bagus. They probably changed management or something)
Jeff: Never hear / see before meh?
War: No leh...
Jeff: The food atas sia, the price also atas!
WL: o.o
--
(This is the part when we talked about a commonly used army/NS term: 'Lan lan suck thumb', which surprisingly WL didn't hear before)
War: Huh? That's just like saying you heard of suck, and you heard of thumb, but you never heard of suck thumb before!
WL: Really never hear before mah!
Jeff: Lol WL! You like never heard of a lot of things leh! You heard of Ba-Kwa 'Ba' before?
WL: Ah ya?
Jeff: Then you heard of goose before? (Er in english)
WL: Yep!
Jeff: Walao! You heard of ba and you heard of goose, then you never heard of Bagus (Ba-goose) before!?
WL: WALAO!!
War: Lame sia...!!!
--
(This is the part when we're queuing at Subway)
Staff: So do you want cheese?
WL: Yea.
(After WL's Hearty Italian sub is toasted)
Staff: You want extra cheese?
WL: Huh? No.
Staff: So you want cheese?
WL: Yea...~!
WL: Eh Jeff, I just now said I want cheese right? o.o
Jeff: Haha lol. ^^
Imagine if the staff put all the vege inside, and told the cashier, teriyaki chicken sub without cheese! :D
[WL: -_-!!!]
--
(This is the part when WL is eating, and messing up the whole place like ppl doing D&T work)
(After WL dropped a whole chunk of teriyaki chicken on the floor)
Jeff: Eh WL! You can eat properly or not!? Your see the floor got your chicken, then got some vege over there, your shirt got crumbs, sia la your LJ also hungry ah, (points to a puddle of water nt done by WL), then walao there also got water sia!
(WL poured his tray of crumbs onto Jeff's tray)
Jeff: Walao!
War: -_-
WL: ^.^ v
--
(This is the part when we're at the Gong Cha stall)
Jeff: Gong Cha!!! <3
War: I want Koi. T.T
WL: Addicts sia!
Jeff: Says the one who drinks everything!
*The passionfruit tea is not bad! War and WL said it smells like guava, which I have no idea. I prefer mango / honey green tea though!*
===========================
Scene 5 (On the way to JCube, underneath the night sky)
--
(This is the part when War mentioned Drink Tea)
War: There's another tea shop called Drink Tea.
Jeff: Is there a chinese name for it?
War: Er... Nah...
Jeff: He Cha! =D
WL: Wao no la! I don't think Koi has a chinese name?
Jeff: Hmm. =/
*Gone were the days when Sweet Talk is perhaps the most famous drink stall for ice blended! There should be some of these stalls left. *
--
(This is the long part when WL shared about his clubbing experience. A true one, not the ones we usually disturb him with)
Jeff: WL you got club before???
WL: Yea, but only went once, near Clarke Quay. So at around midnight, me and my army friends went to a random club, and stayed there for a few hours, perhaps until about 5am?
Jeff: (Rather surprised) Oh, go club do what de?
WL: Did nothing much, just sat there and talk cock, didn't drink as I don't drink (says the person who drinks the most red wine). Some go there get high, drink, dance, yea.
Jeff: Oh. Then attire leh? You never go dance ah?
WL: Just sui bian, casual shirt and jeans.No la, I also don't know to dance. The people there dance also quite cui de.
Jeff: Then no girls go out with you afterwards?
WL: Huh? Not girlfriend what, of course never go out la. o.o
[What Jeff meant: Send the girl home by flagging cab for her, or perhaps a supper with the girls and friends. What WL thought: Dating.]
--
For some strange reasons, I became quieter after that, as if something jammed up my flow of thought. Sort of regretted asking WL for his club experience.
*In the end we still ended up at Jcube, even though we didn't want to go there as we go there quite frequently... I went there a few days ago to buy a new earpiece. :)
=============================
Scene 6: JCube
--
(These are the theories that define a Cafe [in our definitions], which somehow were rather messed up)
Jeff: Koi Cafe? I didn't know Koi is a cafe.
War: As long as a place sells coffee and tea, it's a Cafe.
Jeff: ODNS call a coffeeshop, cafe.
WL: A cafe doesn't sell other random things, a coffeeshop does. =)
Jeff: But this Koi sells Ovaltine!
War & WL: Aiya, tear down their Cafe word...
Jeff: I thought a Cafe is supposed to sell food...
--
(This is the part when we're talking about whether Richards remembered all of us)
# denotes quote Richards.
Jeff: # Jeff, you're usually a very serious person right? You are always serious, unless you are with your group of friends. # [Which means WL, War and PH]
War & WL: Haha anyhow sia!
Jeff: # Warren, ya he did well for his GP. #
War: ^^
Jeff: # WenLong ah... He is the one who failed GP right?? #
WL: WALAO! BLOODY BASKET! I AM GOING TO MAIL MY CERT TO HER! I SCORED 'B' FOR GP SIA! #()()@*#$#*)*(#)*)(*$)*)$(*()#@$*
*Me and War were laughing away~*
--
(This is the part when we're looking at the 'clubbing night on ice'.)
Jeff: The sound system like not very clear leh. I can't even hear 'DJ got us fallin' in love again' clearly.
WL: You're not supposed to hear it clearly, it's a clubbing song. In clubs, nobody can hear a song clearly as the main purpose is to get high and have fun, the song is not that important.
Jeff: Wa like that de ah... I thought people go club sing de leh.
WL: Kbox ah!?
Jeff: Well, they can spend more money on the sound systems...?
WL: No what! The song is not meant to be heard clearly...
Zai AV member! =P
*Saturday night should be something like a disco night, with fanciful lights and club music. You can see many teenagers and adults skating, and unlike the usual day time, there's only 1 small kid skating around with the penguin aid. Nobody is disturbing him, and he looks happy. :D*
--
(This is the part when PH gave us a remote reminder to not miss him out for outings before we left JCube)
WL: Oh look, there's an empty ShareTea cup in the dustbin.
Jeff: 1 only. o.o
War: And only 1 person would be drinking that, and that's PH!
WL: See la! Never ask PH come out!
PH: Heh heh. =P That reminder worked perfectly! XD
=====================
Before we left JE, I tried to carry WL into the train but sort of failed. I didn't know WL became so much heavier compared to the past... o.o That sort of rounds up the day's outing! :D
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